"Most Women are Wearing the Wrong Bra!"
--Dr. Ducky Doolittle measures up at Verbal Abuse
At Dr. Ducky's Zine Shop of Horrors (located downstairs during Verbal Abuse, the monthly poetry event at Mother/Jackie 60), the good doctor instructed women on the proper way to measure their bouncy bustlines."Most women are wearing the wrong bra!," exclaimed the Supple Scientist, and to further her mission of education, Dr. Ducky cheerfully measured every woman who consented. As it turns out, only the lovely and talented Cleo, poet and Verbal Abuse mistress, was wearing the correct bra.
Sexy photog Katrina del Mar was the only babe among us to even come close to matching Ducky's bounty. By the way, people, Katrina's extraordinary photos will be up at Don Hills beginning March 6, so go check em out. If you can't do that, order her catalog and send her some bux for prints of stars like Ducky, Kembra from Karen Black and more.
Verbal Abuse occurs the first Sunday of every month at Mother, 432 W 14 street, one block west of 9th Ave. The April 5 show will feature John S. Hall and Penny Arcade, so expect your ass to be kicked all over the floor. $5 cover -- cheap! And you get to meet Dr. Ducky, who will be featuring her new publication, the Supple Scientist...