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Winona Can't Ryderby melpomene whiteheadAm I the only one who's noticed that Winona Ryder has not been able to make one good film without Tim Burton? Let's go down the list: Age of Innocence sucked, Dracula sucked, Great Balls of Fire, Heathers ( I know some of you think Heathers is a good film, but after repeated watchings I have to say it) sucked, House of the Spirits, Little Women, Lucas, Mermaids, Night on Earth, Roxy Carmichael and who can forget the excruciating Reality Bite Me, in which even Janeanne Garafolo looked bad! Basically, she sux as an actor, and I can only assume she's be as bad as ever in the new Alien film.(NOTE: don't bother emailing me about this if you're a heterosexual male or a lesbian, because I already know alot of you have nasty little fantasies about this babe, but her cuteness does not make up for her lack of acting prowess, believe me.)back to the home planet... |